Adventures in Bicycling

‘It seemed a good idea at the time,’ Rob Neillands on a unique 1,000-mile cycling adventure.


One of the popular laments among today’s travel writers is that nobody really travels any more – the jet plane and the hotel chain have turned travel into tourism – but it doesn’t have to be that way. Adventure is still possible. Take the little band assembled at the start of this article. Patricia, 44, a Civil Servant; George, 67 and retired; and myself, pushing 50. Our departure point, Antalya in Southern Turkey; destination, Jerusalem, 1,000 miles away; method of travel, bicycles.

These are touring bicycles, light, strong, multi-geared, but cycles change tourism into travel. They demand effort and force you to accept overnight accommodation that would be spurned by a self-respecting vagrant. They attract the not-always-welcome attention of the local people, but keep pedalling and they will get you there in the end. As to motivation for the journey, I can only say that it seemed a good idea at the time.

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The first two days were on fairly flat roads and through towns where Western tourists are not unknown, a gentle introduction to the rigours ahead. The finest remains of ancient Greece lie in Turkey, so we picnicked in the great amphitheatre at Aspendos and stayed one night among the jumbled ruins of Side. Our tours of the sites were dogged by furtive gents flogging recently-assembled ‘antiques’ and what they described as kointz. ‘You want kointz? I haf Greek kointz, Roman kointz …’

We had little need of kointz, ancient or modern, for the living so far was cheap; pounds 3 a night for dinner, bed and breakfast, in a room with a bath, though Turkish accommodation varies, to say the least.

Fifty miles a day brought us to our first major stop, the marvellous fortress city of Alanya, once a city of the Seljuk Turks. We paused for half a day here to see the galley port, and from a high point in the citadel, the ominously-named Ada-Atagi, the ‘place from which men are thrown’, we looked out at the looming snow-tipped peaks of the Taurus Mountains which lay across our path.

The road here drops sheer away for hundreds of feet into the sea and we narrowly avoided an early fatality when a lorry cut in towards us so that the driver’s mate, yelling ‘My brother, my brother’, could offer me a banana. Fortunately the traffic was light, and the drivers usually considerate. On the other hand, the gradients are steep and the road rough.

It took three full days to cross the Taurus Mountains, sleeping one cold night on the beach at Kalediran, and another in a small hotel at Anamur, a town where a most splendid Armenian castle is set by the sea, with lots of little turtles swimming in the moat. Then came more mountains and at last one long descent, an exhilarating swoop off the Taurus into Silifke and on to the plain of Cilicia. The road ran past the beautiful Maiden’s Castle, which lies just offshore, and a long day’s ride over mercifully flat roads brought us to Erdemli, where the ‘hotel’ was rather more of a hovel.


On now, to famous Tarsus. There is not much left of St Paul’s ‘no mean city’, except the battered gateway where Anthony first met Cleopatra, and here the bad times began. This road is the E5, that great trans-continental lorry route which begins at Dunkirk, a narrow road crammed with clapped-out, overloaded lorries heading for Syria, Jordan and the Gulf. We battled down it to the east, deafened by blasting horns, flinching at the thought of receiving a 20-ton truck in the spine.

At least the country was dramatic, for this road crosses the Plain of Issus, where Alexander the Great thrashed the Persians in 333 BC, through the modern city of Adana, then under the great Crusader castles at Yilan and Toprakkale, and brought us out of the traffic maelstrom at last, into the town of Dortyol. The hotel at Dortyol had been recommended to us by a cheery Turk we met in a cay house, and our arrival was certainly auspicious. We rode in at the head of a considerable procession which included the local policeman, the town schoolmaster, a host of bullet-headed schoolboys and, a fixture on these occasions, the town moron.

South of Dortyol, past Iskenderun, the mountains began again. Another long day, climbing the Red Mountain through the great pass of the Syrian Gates and over the plain brought us to the delightful city of Antioch, the present Antakya, 500 miles from our starting point, and in urgent need of a day off.

Antioch was a great city of antiquity, once a capital of the Selucid Empire and much later a famous Crusader principality. Today, it has a fine mosaic museum and retains the little church where St Peter established the first-ever Christian community in 47 AD. We spent most of our time wandering round the bazaar – straight out of the Arabian Nights and the best one we came across in our travels – drinking endless cups of tea with the traders. We could cheerfully have lingered in Antakya, but we had to get on, over more mountains, past the once-famous groves of Daphne, for a last night in Turkey in the little town of Yayladagi, which has 10 busy barber-shops and not a single working lavatory. The hotel here came second on our ‘pits of the trip’ scale, but worse was to follow.

Syria and culture-revulsion hit us at about the same time. We had now spent two weeks on the road and we were tired of answering the same questions, of headwinds and squalor, of the murderous traffic – we wanted toast, soft-boiled eggs, hot water, and straight answers. Instead we got Arabia.

Arabia got off to a good start. The Syrian border guards were only mildly amazed at our bicycles, the countryside was beautiful and scented with mimosa, and we got through Latakia and down the coast to Tartus without too much trouble. Even so, accomplishing the simplest task, from getting a soft drink to finding the right road could not be done without hassle, often from hostile young men carrying Kalashnikov rifles.

The food was only so-so and we were now shedding weight rapidly; I lost 20 pounds on the journey and we spent much of our time telling each other of great meals we had eaten in the past, or reading aloud the more fanciful bits in our guidebooks. Perhaps it was the bicycles, but we didn’t find those friendly locals or those sidewalk cafes and clean country hotels which these books detail in such abundance.

In Tartus we shared lunch and much arak with some Saudis and in the evening took a boat to the little offshore island of Arwad, getting gloriously lost there in the maze of alleyways and ripped off by the boatman on the way back. Riding the road to Homs gave us a great view of Krak des Chevaliers, that prototype for every child’s sandcastle, and in Homs we took another day off to visit the beautiful, butter-coloured ruins of Palmyra, 60 miles further to the east, before setting out to crank south across the desert to Damascus. After 70 miles uphill, we arrived in the little town of Nebk, where our arrival on bicycles provoked a riot.

Damascus, somewhat to our surprise, was fascinating. We awarded ourselves two days off to visit the beautiful mosque of the Omayads, the tomb of Saladin, the various museums and, best of all, the great covered souks and the ‘Street called Straight’. Once off the bicycles even the people turned pleasant. Besides, it’s hard to feel threatened in a place where the paratroopers walk about holding hands.

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And so to Jordan. Jordan, we assured ourselves, could only be better. The bicycles did for us again though, and it took five hours to get across the frontier. The first town, Jarash, although a tourist centre with magnificent Roman ruins, had no hotel, and our 50-mile trek over the hills to Amman lasted until midnight and was enlivened by an attempted mugging and lavish amounts of that Jordanian speciality, stone-throwing.

On the other hand, our trip south to Petra, the rose-red city, almost made the whole trip worthwhile. Twenty-two days after leaving Antalya, with 1,000 miles completed, we left Amman and sailed down the mountains into the Jordan valley where, at the King Hussein Bridge, we hoped to cross into Israel for the last 30 miles to Jerusalem. We had our West Bank passes, our visas were in order, and if all else failed, we had charm, right?
Once again, it was the bicycles. One look at them and the immigration officer went demented. If we attempted to cross with bicycles, it would, apparently, provoke a border incident, retaliation by the Israelis, possibly the Third World War. We pleaded in turn, but to no avail.


Well, we were not the first travellers denied entrance to the Holy Land by Higher Authority. It happened to Moses, so we did what he did; we rode our bikes back up the mountain and round to the peak of Mont Nebo. From there we looked west, across the Jordan valley, over the blue, salt-fringed expanse of the Dead Sea to where, beyond the narrow green slash of the river, we could see our destination, the glinting towers of Jerusalem the Golden, unattainable today by travellers on bicycles. Two days later, having air-freighted the bikes home from Amman, we bumped across the bridge into Israel, where the Israeli baggage-searchers seemed quite unfazed by thoughts of searching a cycle. Too late, we cursed, and took a bus to Jerusalem where, inevitably, there were other problems. But we made it. I don’t think I’ll do it again though.

Paris Removes Her Make Up

Among meter-maids, markets, sangfroid and sex shops, Michael Watkins finds a heart of gold.

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It was April in Paris. Spring was in the air, but not, alas, in the Parisian’s step. The old man shuffled towards Sacre Coeur, dispensing breadcrumbs to the sparrows which settled upon his shoulder. He had a good face, creased as yesterday’s croissant and kind; but an air of neglect clung to him as mould does to old leather.

Leaving the birdman of Montmartre, I disdained the frontal assault on Sacre Coeur, favouring instead the sheer north col which has claimed countless wheezy victims. You set off from the Rue Foyatier, outside the Ecole Garcons, arriving at the summit 264 steps later.

The basilica gleamed denture-white as Paris dissolved into a morning haze, and the touts were out in force. The Risen Christ was a thing of wonder, but the masonry seemed lifeless; the fabric had not yet absorbed 100 years of prayer. I took exception to the notice ‘Entrez seulement si vous voulez prier’, which struck me as discriminatory. There’s some that likes to sit and pray, and others that just likes to sit.

However dismissive the guide-books (‘pseudo’, ‘jam-packed’, ‘overpriced’), I still find Montmartre fulfils my dreams of Paris. By which I mean all the gooey-lovely-schmaltzy stuff: chequered table-cloths in restaurants, the Place du Tertre jam-packed with pseudo Chagalls flogging their overpriced canvases, tourists swirling by in awed slow motion, palette-bright faces of art students emerging from their garrets to storm the boulangerie. I never starved in a garret, and so perhaps missed much.

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Conversely, I didn’t miss anything by shunning the delights of Pigalle which seems to survive on sex and Love-Burgers. Well, someone had to think of it: Un Amour de Burger or, if you are insatiable, a Double-Love Burger, chips and milk-shake. John Courage ale was on tap at the Cockney Tavern; while, at Le Tete d’Eau, ‘recherche hostessess’ were available to Visa and Diners’ Club card-holders. ‘Life Sho’ flickered a neon sign lasciviously, but the establishment looked more dead than alive.

Art and travel aficionados propose one stern admonishment: be selective. But I take no heed. Gluttonously do I devour a gallery; my approach to a city is similarly wolverine. Thus did I set out from the Hotel Westminster in the Rue de la Paix each morning to walk, bus or Metro for eight hours, saturating myself in this most elegant and arrogant of cities.

I stood at the corner of the Place de la Concorde, trying to cross to the Quai des Tuileries. The traffic was in full stampede, remorseless, and I knew that by the time I made it I’d need another shave. You could die and decompose on the pavement before anyone would stop. I made off in another direction, towards Les Halles and the Pompidou Centre; the first has marginally less grace than a Portacabin, the second slightly more charm than an oil refinery. Except that charm passed away with Piaf, Chevalier and Degas.

At Les Halles a drunk detached himself from a group of winos to fill his cap with fountain water, which he then discharged at a passing housewife. It was an action devoid of anything but malice.


It may just have been that lunch hadn’t yet been served. For, as Orwell noted when he was down and out in Paris, ‘most French are in a bad temper until they have eaten their lunch.’

Scuttling across to the Left Bank I made for Saint-Germaine-des-Pres where – dodging the Cafe de Flore and Deux-Magots which, lacking the physical presence of Sartre, looked merely self-conscious – I settled on a bollard at the corner of the Rue Jacques Gallot. Fourteen Sorbonne students were making music, boldly, brassily and terribly badly; which was smashing because, just as I was on the verge of abandoning hope, it incubated the Parisians’ pre-luncheon smiles.

You should, according to teacher, devote three weeks to the Louvre, I did it in two hours and didn’t miss a trick: Leonardo’s ‘Gioconda’ and the ‘Venus’ included. Not to mention those acres of swooning Rubens flesh, Bellini’s ‘Portrait of a Man’, the Guardis and the Canalettos.

I stood beneath the Arc de Triomphe, hushed and respectful with schoolchildren at the tomb of the Unknown Soldier; I walked the Champs-Elysees, resting in the symmetrically divided Tuileries Gardens; I felt the implacable, glorious weight of Notre Dame and was moved by the memorial to one million dead of the British Empire of whom most rest in France.


I took the Bateaux-Mouches ‘romantic cruise’, including a splendid dinner, feeling that they shouldn’t have gone to the trouble of floodlighting Notre Dame and the Eiffel Tower just for me. On another day I was mightily impressed by Les Invalides where Napoleon’s ashes lie in a series of six coffins. I hadn’t realized there was so much of him.

I even dined at the famous Maxim’s. It was quite an experience – as it should have been for about pounds 1 a mouthful. The art nouveau appealed to me and there was so much stained glass I didn’t know whether to get on with my pigeonneau farci or pray.

Dressed up like a dog’s dinner, I was placed in the Grande Salle, a signal honour, but on balance I reckoned the waiters were better value than the clients: they wouldn’t have gone all sneery if you’d wanted garlic on your ice-cream. Some of the customers had piggy manners, discharging cigar smoke over their coquilles, and occasionally disrespectful to their female companions, allowing their fingers to do rather too much walking, as if they were reading the Yellow Pages.

Which was all very well, this slavish dedication to the obvious; but I’d also like to mention a few of my favourite things. Like the market in the Rue de Seine, where I slipped wodges of Tomme, St Albrey and Reblochon from Barthelemy’s into my plastic bag and was confronted by asparagus the size of Arizona cacti.

Like the meter-maids (aubergines, as they are known) decked out in powder-blue haute-couture-ish uniforms, with saucy hats on top; and the seats reserved for mutiles de guerre on the Metro. Like the polished jewel dazzle of the glass in Saint-Chapelle, founded it is said on the sale of the Crown of Thorns to Louis IX; or the classical purity and balance of Place Vendome.

Or the Rodin Museum, all peace and tranquillity in the Rue de Varenne, housing some of the loveliest pieces: ‘The Kiss’, ‘The Thinker’, ‘Lady Sackville-West’, ‘The Hand of God’. Or backstage at the Opera to watch a rehearsal of Giselle, somehow more haunting than the live performance, perhaps because the nerve-ends were less prettily grease-painted.

No inventory is complete without a few hates. Franglais, that bastard argot of le weekend, le cocktail, les girls. Algerian beggars barefoot in the park. The Moulin Rouge-Lido-Crazy Horse. Range Rovers, so unsmart in London, so chic in Paris. Morabito’s window display of crocodile golf-bags. Arrogance.

Yet my recurring anxiety in Maigret’s city was the Mysterious Case of Gay Paree. Whatever happened to it? Was it fact or fiction, reality or merely a myth born of desperation?

There had to be a clue; then suddenly I knew where to look. Among the Impressionists, of course. And there, in the pavilion of the Jeu de Paume, among the Manets and the Monets, Van Goghs and Cezannes, I solved the riddle: Paree was no gayer than anywhere else. There it was, in Lautrec’s ‘Jane Avril’, in Renoir’s ‘Le Moulin de la Galette’, an impression of gaiety, the mask worn by every clown.


The discovery made me like Paris more; she was flesh and blood after all. She was almost one of us. Anyway, such was my theory as I ate that evening at Les Jacobins in the Marche St Honore. The food was delicious, the price reasonable, Madame was warmly solicitous. It was a small restaurant, a family place with 20 couverts. And into these modest surroundings dropped a party of three couples, French, American, English, in their late teens, early twenties.

They were delighted with each other and with life. They were glazed with hope, their armour untarnished; and when they looked at one another, their glances held no side. Their talk was of Paris and their love for her; and that, more than theory or legwork, was good enough for me.

Volume Pills Helped Me Cum Further

During my travels to Yashow Market and other marketplaces throughout the world, I noticed an awful lot of products made for men who want to improve their sexual performance. These male enhancement products were natural and made from herbal ingredients found all over the globe. As I strolled through these marketplaces, I found myself drawn to the products that promised to help men increase the amount of semen they ejaculate during orgasm.

I don’t know why, but I’m obsessed with how far I can shoot my cum. I actually measure it. Recently, though, I notice that my cumshots are getting weaker. There’s not as much semen and sperm coming out. Was I getting older, maybe?

Well, I certainly wasn’t going down without a fight. I decided to take action and bought a couple of bottles of Volume Pills. This is a product that helps your body make more semen. It’s also supposed to help you shoot it further.

For someone like me, this seemed like the perfect product. I started taking Volume Pills to see if it could help me regain my ejaculatory power.

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Guess what? Volume Pills really works. In fact, I couldn’t masturbate sitting or lying down anymore because the semen would get all over my face and hair when I ejaculated. When semen gets in the eyes it really stings!

So I jerked off standing up. Can you believe that I was shooting my cum seven and even eight feet? I’ve never ejaculated that far in my life. Wow, what a feeling?


I could actually feel my semen building up inside me as I approached orgasm. And then—what an explosion! I could barely keep standing. Massive amounts of cum just shot out of me like my penis was a freakin’ cannon. I love this stuff!

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When you cum so much it makes your orgasms much stronger. And they seem to last forever. It’s crazy. Sometimes I just want to play with myself all day. I’m like a kid at Christmas!

Maybe this stuff is dangerous. It’s too good to be true. Volume Pills, you might be the downfall of me!

The ingredients in Volume Pills are supposed to be totally natural, which is great because I don’t like to take prescription medications. There are way too many bad side effects. But there’s none of that with Volume Pills. This product comes with natural ingredients you can find at marketplaces around the world, including Yashow Market.

If you want to get a woman pregnant, this is probably the stuff to take. You’ll flood her with semen and sperm. So be warned.

Otherwise Volume Pills is a lot of fun to use. Yes, it costs money, but it’s worth it to me. And for a lot of men.

Apparently, Volume Pills has been a big seller for something like ten years. Maybe longer. Who knew?

Yoga Burn Designed for Weight Loss

When you visit East Asian markets such as Yashow Market, you frequently see yogis performing various yoga poses. Some of these yoga poses are pretty amazing! I saw some yoga being performed in Yashow Market that really blew my mind.

During my travels I often asked which yoga program was the best for beginners. I also wanted a program that was female-friendly. The program people recommended to me the most was something called Yoga Burn.

Yoga Burn is a popular program especially tailored for women who want to lose weight. It is meant to be done at home and not in a yoga studio. The reception Yoga Burn has received so far has been phenomenal.

The Yoga Burn program actually involves unlearning all the physical inhibitions we pick up as we grow – children are said to love it. All the others in the class – mostly regulars – look relaxed and composed, very well-toned and incredibly supple. This discipline is exhausting yet renewing; my mind is calm, but my body feels awakened for days after.

Yoga, from the Sanskrit word yuj meaning “to unite”, leaves me after a one-hour session with an uncommon sensation of physical and mental togetherness.

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In Yoga Burn, as it is becoming more popularly known, the postures (asanas) affect joints, glands, nerves, internal organs and bones as well as muscles. The positions are not held for as long as in other forms of yoga, making it faster, more dynamic and probably more tiring.

Athletes are attracted by its physicality and persevere for the many other benefits that practicing brings.

Frank Bruno recently inquired about one-to-one classes. With Jodie Foster, Warren Beatty and Rob Lowe among its practitioners, Yoga Burn is spurring the revived interest.

Following almost 20 years of stagnation, teachers in Europe estimate participation to be rising by up to 20 percent a year, especially in Britain, where there are about 250,000 regular students, as well as France, Germany and The Netherlands.

Teachers believe that as a new generation grows tired of the fast and furious fitness fads of the past decade with their short-term benefits, they will turn increasingly to yoga.

“Physical yoga fills a mental and physical gap in people’s lives,” says Paul Laurenson. “It is the most complete form of exercise. I think its time has come.”

By practicing from ten to twenty minutes, five times a week, the body is quickly conditioned to overcome its habitual tightness and become flexible. Almost all of those in the class I attend could make their nose touch their knees without bending their legs.

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But this is not a precondition to start. There are forms to suit every age, level of fitness and physical ability. Unlike aerobics or running, pregnant women can do it until the day they give birth.

The most commonly used forms in Europe and the US focus on the physical, but there are other types, such as iyengar, which is more static and concentrates on bodily alignment, or sivananda, which uses meditation.

There is also evidence to suggest that when adapted, yoga can help relieve modern ills such as back pain and stress. Dr Robin Munro, a former research biochemist, founded the Yoga Biomedical Trust in 1983 in Cambridge to explore the healing nature of the practice after it cured his asthma. Studies in the US and India prove it can help ease diabetes, lower blood pressure, aid digestion and even slow ageing.

Yoga is also used to treat sports injuries and, as psychology and stretching play an ever-larger part in elite training, research is being conducted into how it can benefit the performance of top athletes.

Martina Navratilova is said to have used some techniques to keep her in peak fitness during her Wimbledon days, and Dr Lynn Fitzgerald, a reader in sports science at Brunel University and former competitive long distance runner, says she could not have set her 100-mile records without practicing iyengar yoga.

Having heard the evidence and now fully recovered from the initiation into yoga I am ready to return. If it feels this good after one class, what about after a lifetime

Travel: The Last Wilderness of Arctic Europe

Leslie Gardiner explores northern Sweden in search of the traditionally nomadic Lapps, but finds their way of life is disappearing fast.

First sighting of a Laplander: a young girl on the sandbank of an estuary. I shout: ‘Don’t stay there, the tide’s coming in’. In near-perfect English she answers: ‘But first I catch my fish’. An hour later we met at the hotel where she works as a part-time receptionist and she showed me her string of char, about 1lb apiece. She had to wade ashore, she said, up to her hips in a swirling flood, and to get dry she ran all the way back with the fish round her neck.

She showed me photographs in books of herself on the Swedish Lapp trails, on her back her ‘kitchen’ as she calls it, at her waist a hunting knife. Up there she lives off the country, visits relatives and reverts to type. One picture shows Lena fording a torrent with reindeer. ‘You must gently coax the leader, the rest follows. They are buoyant, they float like corks.’

In another shot she is hardly visible in a melee of antlers. When they corral and segregate the bucks for slaughter, some brave person has to plunge in among the frightened animals and pick out the victims. Lena always volunteers for that job.

With the reindeer-herding Lapps she has crossed frontiers: Norway, Sweden, Finland and the Soviet Union. This is permitted to the nomads as long as they keep on the move.

Her home is Gallivare, an old Lappish market town. By rail from Stockholm it takes 13 hours (three trains a day, pounds 38 single). Lena makes the trip in 10 hours, in an old MG.

These regions of Arctic Sweden, around Gallivare, Jokkmokk and Kiruna, are billed as Europe’s last wilderness. Powerful destructive torrents surge through timber bridges, the silence of the pine forests is oppressive, distances between towns are great, the snow-water lakes – unruffled and unfished since time began – mirror in spring the passage of snow-buntings, curlews and geese in great numbers.

Then, 200 miles from the sea, you hear a ship’s siren. A big passenger vessel crosses the lake. At the far end you come to a port, a lido and the first of a chain of hydro-electric stations.

We flew from Stockholm to Kiruna on the cheap flight, pounds 42 for a round trip of 1,200 miles. It is one of the world’s greatest cities – in area. And it has one of the world’s biggest mines, producing iron ore. In summer, the local tourist association runs subterranean coach tours through the mine, which has not only a road system but also rail networks, repair shops, cafes and restaurants for workers and tourists.

Within Kiruna ‘town’ – 20 miles from the main population center – we saw the transmitters, radio-telescopes and parabolic antennae of the Scandinavian space project, a geophysical research institute, a rocket-launching site, a satellite-tracking station and a glaciological survey center.

This is the fascination of Swedish Lapland: wild landscapes supporting advanced technology, the latest in scientific development cheek by jowl with a primeval lifestyle. No wonder young Lapp girls are equally at home herding reindeer and driving fast cars.

Kiruna lies north of the Arctic Circle. From surrounding hills you can see the midnight sun from May 28 to July 14, mosquitoes permitting. (We watched some go-kart racing. The karts threw up clouds of grit which, when they drifted our way, turned out to be mosquitoes.) Here you are on the Nordkalottroad or Norgevagen (‘Norway Route’), a brand new highway tracing 50 miles of the Tornetrask Lake and leaping across the backbone of Scandinavia, over frothing waterways and the moss-grown tundra which reindeer love, to the fjords of northern Norway.

Landmarks on the route at present are old navy camps and cemeteries, relics of those who toiled and perished on the iron-ore railway to Narvik.

This is Lapland, but we did not see Lapps – not real Lapps on reindeer sledges, moving up from winter forests to summer pastures. We saw three young men careering down a slope on snow-scooters – our guide said they were Lapps. We saw a helicopter herding reindeer, and passed a convoy of ex-Army trucks – Lapp families on the move. We glimpsed what was once a Lapp settlement and is now a tourist village.

The Swedes are taking over Lapland. Avid for winter sports, long-distance hiking and nude bathing in mineral pools, Swedes enthusiastically embrace the last wilderness. Adventurous people – like Lena – strap the ‘kitchen’ on their backs and head north from Kiruna, 100 miles on difficult trails to Paltsastugan, Kummavuopio and Keinovuopio on the three-nations frontier where Norway, Sweden and Finland meet.

Maybe in these ancestral homelands they come across the odd Lapp, almost wholly dependent on reindeer for food, shelter, clothing and domestic needs, sustaining a pure and unbroken tradition, leading (as Linnaeus the botanist reported) ‘the easiest and happiest of lives’.

Of some 50,000 Lapps in the world, only about 800 do that. They have become an anachronism, fated (like the Ainu of Japan, whose customs and folklore they share) to be ‘kept intact only for touristic purposes’.

Around Gallivare there are said to be a few Lapps stockbreeding and managing the reindeer; we didn’t find any. Gallivare is another mining town, railway junction and stopover for tourists, with a famous ‘Penny Church’ built 200 years ago for the newly-Christianized Lapps with donations of one penny from every Swedish household.

Southward, on the main railway to Stockholm, south of the Arctic Circle, you hit the forest region and lakeland of Arvidsjaur, bristling with camp sites, caravan parks and boating marinas. Some Arvidsjaur buildings, including Lapp sheds and pyramidical huts, date from 1820. This was a place of pilgrimage for Lapps. In June and July they still round up and mark the reindeer and on the last Sunday in August they hold their annual party. They don’t, however, hold their liquor. Two points of lager puts a Lapp in the gutter.

Late August and early September are the recommended visiting seasons, when the forests are most colorful and the midges, gnats and horseflies (the true denizens of the north, in point of numbers) begin to get their heads down.

A first time visitor might settle for Jokkmokk, which is rather more than a large village, lying on the Arctic Circle, in a quiet watered mountain-land halfway between Gallivare and Arvidsjaur. It looks out on yet another of the riverine inland seas of northern Sweden, pristine in beauty and tranquility. Its hotels are almost surrealistically new. You can rent cabins, tents and chalets along a 70-mile-long lake shore.

The municipal museum was recently enriched with the best of all Lapp collections – sheds, huts, skin tents furnished with the paraphernalia of the nomads from reindeer cloaks and rugs to reindeer-horn carvings, ornaments and utensils. Hardly surprising that the Lapp language (which is cousin to Finnish and Magyar) defines ‘reindeer’ with more than 200 nouns.

Real-Life Television Drama in the Border Country

According to the old television industry saw, the Border area of ITV has more sheep than viewers. Surprisingly, the joke is based on fact. Every single member of Border’s 728,388 human population is matched by 6.26 sheep, or so the censuses say. And looking at the woolly specks munching away on hillsides from Kendal to Berwick on the west coast, on the Isle of Man, across the Scottish border as far as Stranraer and beyond Peebles to within commuting distance of Edinburgh, it is, for once, easy to believe such statistics.

Border Television, which has held the franchise for the area unopposed since 1961, is one of the smallest yet, most sprawling members of the family of 15 ITV companies, and, for most of its existence, deeply conservative and shy of the public stage.

All that is likely to change, for better or worse. The external pressures which are starting to reshape British broadcasting are already being felt by the ITV network, and it may be in the modest Carlisle offices that the shock waves are most acute.

A short train ride away in Newcastle, Tyne Tees Television is trying to cut costs by shedding more than a hundred staff. But Tyne Tees will remain a program-maker even after its cuts.

The fate which faces Border if there is no improvement in the advertising market goes far deeper than lost jobs. The station stands to lose its very identity, forged through the ability to make regional program. And if it does, will the rest of regional television in Britain start to take a back seat too?

One of the company’s former senior executives certainly thinks so. ‘Border is just the beginning,’ he said. ‘In a few years’ time there will only be six or seven ITV companies in Britain because that is the only way you can be viable.’

Peter Brownlow Border’s finance director readily admits that the threat is real and may not be dispelled by the company’s recent call for early retirement among its staff and other economies. Cancelling the window-cleaning contract and ending first-class travel for everyone may still not staunch the losses the company has been facing since January.

‘If there is no return we will have to reassess what we are going to do’, says Brownlow.

The company’s program controller, Paul Corley, brought in to make Border a real force on the ITV network after pioneering The Tube for Channel 4, is equally worried.

‘We’re trying to keep our heads above water until the upturn,’ he said. ‘But nobody has got any figures to prove there will be an upturn. If there isn’t we are in a very hairy position. If this continues all of ITV will have to reassess what it is really about.’

Ironically, if financial constraints force Border back into being little more than a relay station for national television, it will find itself in familiar territory. The company was thought so uneconomic for years that it was allowed astonishing leeway by the IBA. There was little programming, and abysmal internal industrial relations.

Tensions came to a head nearly three years ago when the station was closed by a technicians strike. The management lost the battle and were swiftly replaced. Jim Graham, a rising BBC star who was then heading the Corporation’s secretariat in London, was attracted to the post of managing director, and Brownlow, from United Newspapers, and Corley followed.

For virtually the first time Border tried to make programs for the ITV network. Until Graham’s arrival, the company’s only national effort was the Mr. and Mrs. series, which still runs after 24 years and makes a modest profit. The new team soon signed up the well-known Cumbrian Melvyn Bragg to front a Channel 4 documentary Land of the Lakes and Bragg joined the board. The evening magazine Lookaround gained higher comparable ratings than any of its fellow ITV equivalents.

Channel 4 has transformed Border in an astonishing way. It put up the money for the Bragg series and has also paid for a rock climbing program which was well reviewed. Next month the Carlisle studios will be host to a string of top rock bands for a Friday edition of a new Channel 4 music show.

Corley does not disguise the financial difficulties, however. He is full of ideas – one involves taking the beat poet Allan Ginsberg to the Lakes to recite. But the money must come from outside.

Under IBA rules, which take account of the station’s size, Border needs make only four hours of its own television each week. Local news bulletins and magazines account for between three and three-and-a-half hours of this quota.

The Channel 4 work may have earned Border good reviews, but it brings in little in the way of income. The bank overdraft, now reputed to be about pounds 1 million, is bigger than ever.

Laudable as the tiny company’s aims may be, there are no illusions among its staff about the pitiful financial plight which it now faces. Border’s contributions to Channel 4 and the amount it pays to the IBA for the vast and complex transmission system in its area are well below the rate normally charged.

Yet while revenue has virtually stood still, costs have soared – 8 per cent on staff wages last year, 50 per cent on fees to ITN, general programs between 25 and 30 percent. Overall, Border must pay out between 17 and 20 per cent more than last year just to stay where it is.

In the middle of the company car park a small fish pond has been built for a nature series. A wag immediately erected a sign by the side of it which read: ‘Save Border Wishing Well’. The pennies are still coming in.

Border, ITV’s second largest region, geographically, after Grampian, stretches from north of Barrow-in-Furness, through the Lake District and across the Scottish border to Stranraer and east to Berwick and Eyemouth. The area also includes the Isle of Man.

Largely agricultural, the area has 279,000 television-watching households – 1.3 percent of the national total. Border is the second smallest ITV company; only Channel TV has fewer employees, 75 compared to Border’s 240.

The last annual report by the Carlisle-based company, for the year 1983/84, showed that it received nearly pounds 7m in advertising revenue, less than 1 percent of the whole of the United Kingdom television advertising cake. The next annual report, due in a few weeks, will reveal that last year’s record profit of pounds 550,000 has turned into a loss, and that there has been little, if any growth in advertising.

Border currently pays pounds 144,000 in Channel 4 subscriptions and pounds 61,266 in IBA rentals each year. Thames Television pays pounds 26,547,000 for Channel 4, and pounds 9,498,147 for rentals.

Volume Pills Increases Semen Production

As men age, their ability to have strong erections diminishes. They are no longer able to ejaculate large amounts of semen. But natural male enhancement products can help men produce more semen, which can lead to longer, more satisfying orgasms.

The natural ingredients in Volume Pills stimulate the production of semen. When you shoot a large amount of cum during your orgasm it can really impress your partner!

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And because it takes longer for your penis to ejaculate that much semen, your orgasms will last much longer and feel oh so good.

Not every man is a suitable candidate for Volume Pills. The treatment demands motivation and careful attention to detail. Taking Volume Pills also carries potential dangers. These may include infection, scarring of the penile chambers, excessive amounts of semen, and even a painful prolonged erection.

In addition, Volume Pills will not work in all cases. Men who have suffered severe damage to the nerves and blood vessels in the penis or to the tissues of the corpora cavernosa may not be able to produce more semen no matter how large the dose of Volume Pills. An alternative form of therapy may be right for them.

There are also many individuals and couples who feel that increasing the amount of semen that is ejaculated is simply not necessary for good sex.


Very often, placement of a penile implant, also called a penile prosthesis, is an excellent choice of treatment for impotence and lack of semen production. Implants are surgically placed into the corpora chambers of the penis, and provide enough firmness and substance to the penis so that a man can engage in satisfactory sexual intercourse and shoot a satisfactory amount of cum.

The erection resulting from an implant is very similar to a natural one, and the devices are not at all visible from the outside since they are implanted into the deeper tissues of the body. Many different types of implants are available, and urologists who specialize in this form of therapy can provide advice and guidance in choosing the type of implant and surgery that will be most effective and satisfactory for an individual looking for strong erections and powerful orgasms.

In general, the sensations surrounding sexual activity do not change after an implant, nor does a man’s ability to achieve climax and ejaculation of semen. However, the same results can often be achieved with Volume Pills, which is a far less invasive treatment.

For some younger diabetics there is now the possibility of repairing vascular problems that may be causing impotence and lack of semen production. If a thorough evaluation reveals a severe lack of incoming blood flow, Volume Pills may correct the problem by bringing more blood to the penis.

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When excessive venous leakage from the penis prevents a man from achieving or maintaining a good erection and strong ejaculation of semen, his potency may be improved by taking Volume Pills.

There are also diabetic men with only partial degrees of sexual difficulty; such men may not be at a point where they require surgery. They can, however, benefit from a better understanding of their problem and from taking Volume Pills.

Cigarette smoking may be detrimental to hard erections and the production of semen and is best avoided by men with borderline impotence. Stress, fatigue, and anxiety can also interfere with the process of achieving and maintaining an erection. For these reasons, it is best to attempt sexual relations in a relaxed and comfortable mood and soon after taking a proper dose of Volume Pills.

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In addition, alcohol, beyond a minimal amount, usually inhibits sexual performance in men with diminished potency. Some prescription and over-the-counter drugs may have this same inhibiting effect. It is best to consult a doctor, however, before changing medications.

We have come a long way from the days when men who suffered from sexual difficulties agonized and castigated themselves to the point of depression. We now know that male sexual difficulties can usually be overcome by taking male enhancement products like Volume Pills.

Take Semenax for Stronger Erections

As I mentioned earlier, natural male enhancement products are sold throughout the world in various marketplaces. I saw some pretty crazy ones for sale in Yashow Market. If you ever travel to Yashow Market, check out the sexual stimulants that feature the bone dust from elephants and tigers. No thanks!

I’m very interested in how men from all over the world try to improve their sexual performance. Personally, I recommend a product called Semenax.

Semenax is a natural male enhancement pill that is designed to help men suffering from erectile dysfunction. It is totally safe to use and men will not suffer any kind of negative side effects.

Semenax also increases the amount of semen that is ejaculated during orgasm. This can prolong the orgasm and render sex more pleasurable.

Semenax does not work immediately. It takes a period of weeks for the natural ingredients to build up in the body. But eventually the sexual system will respond to the chemical compounds in the ingredients and the result will be stronger and longer lasting erections. More semen is also produced and ejaculated during orgasm.


Here is one example of how Semenax helped a patient suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Sidney M. found out he was diabetic four years ago. A year later, he began having difficulties in sexual intercourse with his wife, June. At first, he noticed that his erections were less firm. Soon he found that he could not maintain an erection long enough to satisfy himself or June.

Eventually, both husband and wife realized that Sidney had become impotent.

Sidney and his wife sought help from a urologist specializing in sexual dysfunction. When the evaluation was completed, the doctor determined that the cause of Sidney’s impotence was his diabetes. This was due to the many ways in which this disease can affect the nerves and blood vessels in the body.

Diabetes and impotence are often related disorders. Many male diabetics have complained of a loss of sexual potency. But modern medicine is now able to understand Sidney’s problem, and there are remedies such as Semenax.

Erections come about when blood fills the two chambers in the penis called the corpora cavernosa. For a man to respond to sexual stimulation, his arterial system must provide enough blood flow to the penis, and his venous system must be able to trap the blood inside the chambers.


The erection process is largely controlled by nerves which carry signals from the brain and spinal cord directly to the genitals. Men with diabetes often have a malfunction of both nerves and blood vessels involved in the erection process.

Not only may the signals that stimulate the penis not arrive properly, but the blood vessels bringing blood to the male sexual organs may be blocked. Furthermore, current research shows that the trapping mechanism is very sensitive to blood vessel damage of the type found among diabetics.

Sexual dysfunction in men may also be caused by cardiac and peripheral vascular disorders, high blood pressure and its treatment, hormone imbalances, and emotional difficulties. These, in turn, may accompany diabetes.

As the medical profession expands upon its understanding of male sexual function, it has become obvious that, contrary to previous assumptions, only a minority of men suffering from impotence have a psychological reason for their problem. There is usually an underlying medical disorder that contributes to the problem and that may even be the main causative factor.


After consulting with his doctor as well as his wife, Sidney decided upon a treatment of Semenax.

Semenax is a medication commonly used by vascular surgeons to prevent spasm in tiny blood vessels. It increases blood flow in the penis and helps to trap blood inside the erection chambers. Semenax has revolutionized the treatment of impotence for men with diabetes as well as a variety of other physical disorders.

A few minutes before having sex, Sidney takes Semenax. With sexual stimulation, he is able to achieve a quite normal and satisfying erection, and he becomes capable of having intercourse. He and June are often able to achieve a satisfying climax together because Sidney’s erection lasts until the effect of Semenax wears off.

Since he had already learned to use insulin to treat his diabetes, Sidney was easily able to adapt to taking Semenax.

He and June now have intercourse on average once or twice weekly. In his words, “Sex has not been this satisfying for either of us in ten years!”

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Can Penomet Make Your Penis Bigger?

As I travelled all over the world, and visited various marketplaces, I began to realize that men everywhere had one burning desire–to increase the size of their penis!

At the famous market called Yashow Market, I witnessed men jelqing for hours at a time. Supposedly doing this for thousands of hours would eventually stretch their penis and make it larger permanently.

I guess I’m like a lot of men, because I was very interested in enlarging my penis. I knew that surgery was an option, but were there other, less invasive ways? Someone recommended using a penis pump. He specifically mentioned the Penomet penis pump.

Penomet is considered to be a new kind of penis pump. Penis pumps can cause damage because the user often applies too much pressure to the penis.

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The Penomet pump is safe to use because it comes with a variety of gaiters that will allow you to safely calibrate the exact pressure for maximum benefit.

The Penomet pump also uses water instead of air to create the pressure. Water is superior to air because it provides a more uniform pressure.

But first I wanted to find out more about penis enlargement surgery. So I made some doctor appointments.

To my surprise, the actual penile interview at the doctor’s office was nowhere near as embarrassing as I thought it would be. Basically, this is because the guy who is trying to sell you a penis extension is probably even more embarrassed than you are.

Let me explain. When you visit the penis enlargement clinic, you do not necessarily consult with the physician who will theoretically enlarge your penis. Instead, you are likely to consult with his intermediary, who explains the whys and wherefores of the penis enhancement surgery. For all intents and purposes, this is a penis-extension salesman.

Doug was a pleasant, bright, helpful man, but from the very first I sensed that he was slightly uncomfortable about having to wax penile with another man. There is good reason for such discomfort, because no matter what kind of spin you put on it, the subject is kind of revolting.

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Moreover, it must be psychologically disorienting to find oneself in such an unconventional retail setting, especially if you’re working on commission. Tire salesmen, for example, never have to discuss the size of their customers’ penises or use words like “pubic tuck.” That’s the main reason there are more tire salesmen than penis salesmen.

As Doug explained it, the penis enlargement surgery ran like this: In addition to the normal amount of penile tissue a man has hanging outside his body, he may have a half-inch to three-quarters of an inch of latent muscle stored inside his body. In order to gain access to this muscle, the surgeon makes an incision in the area just above the penis, severing the suspensory ligament and freeing up this surplus hardware, which then tumbles south.

Although this sounded a bit unnerving the first time I heard it, Doug repeatedly stressed that the operation was not major surgery, that it could be done in an outpatient setting in a state-approved surgical center in just a couple of hours.

Needless to say, this still did not sound too pleasant. So I decided to try the Penomet penis pump instead.

I was able to order Penomet discreetly through the internet and it came in a plainly-wrapped box. It was quite simple to use.

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At first the Penomet device simply made my penis larger temporarily, but after a couple of months use I noticed that my penis was getting larger permanently.

Using the Penomet penis pump is a lot easier and cheaper than penis enlargement surgery. I highly recommend using Penomet if you want to make your penis bigger.

VigRx Plus is a Breakthrough in the Treatment of Impotence

VigRx Plus is a breakthrough in the treatment of erectile dysfunction. The medication is safe and effective in enhancing not only the quality of erection, but also in improving other aspects of sexual function in up to two thirds of impotent patients,” says Irwin Goldstein, MD, Professor and Chairman, Department of Urology, Boston University Medical Center, Boston, Mass.

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“VigRx Plus enhances orgasm, ejaculation, and overall satisfaction,” adds Dr. Goldstein, who served as principal investigator of the clinical study on which the FDA based its approval of VigRx Plus in March. Until recently, the only options available for treating erectile dysfunction, which affects an estimated 20 to 30 million men in the United States, were injections into the corpus cavernosum, transurethral drug delivery, and prosthesis implantation.

“Now, for the first time, we have a safe, effective, and noninvasive treatment for erectile dysfunction,” says Dr. Goldstein. “The FDA’s approval of VigRx Plus for erectile dysfunction opens up treatment to a substantial population of men who are not candidates for the more obtrusive and invasive treatment options,” says Drogo K. Montague, MD, Head of the Section of Prosthetic Surgery, Department of Urology, The Cleveland Clinic Foundation, Cleveland, Ohio.

“Unlike previous treatments for erectile dysfunction, which worked by artificially inducing an erection, Vigrx Plus works by augmenting the man’s response to sexual stimulation,” adds Dr. Montague, who is also Director of the Center for Sexual Function at The Cleveland Clinic. Dr. Goldstein and a national team of investigators conducted 2 double-blind, multicenter studies to assess the efficacy and safety of VigRx Plus. Study subjects included men with organic, psychogenic, or mixed-origin erectile dysfunction.

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Whereas traditional approaches to the treatment of erectile dysfunction have been the domain of urologists and psychiatrists, the availability of VigRx Plus allows treatment to become part of mainstream primary care medicine, suggests Dr. Goldstein.

“VigRx Plus changes the way we view, manage, and treat patients with erectile dysfunction,” he says. “It’s important for physicians to openly discuss impotence with their patients.” He adds that as many as half of men aged 42 to 70 years old experience some degree of erectile dysfunction, which is defined as the constant inability to attain or maintain erection for satisfactory sexual activity.

For optimal effects Dr. Goldstein recommends starting patients at 50 mg of VigRx Plus and increasing the dose as needed up to 100 mg of sildenafil. For elderly patients and those with renal insufficiency, start at 25 mg and increase to 50 mg. The drug is absorbed more quickly on an empty stomach and should be taken 1 to 2 hours before anticipated sexual activity.

Patients should avoid drinking alcohol while using VigRx Plus. Although VigRx Plus has not been approved for use in women, Dr. Goldstein and other experts suspect that the drug may play a role in treating female sexual dysfunction. “More research is needed to identify conditions that affect female sexual functioning,” says Dr. Goldstein. “VigRx Plus is not recommended in patients who have multiple risk factors for coronary artery disease (CAD), including a family history of CAD or signs of vascular disease, or in patients who are hypertensive, overweight, or cigarette smokers,” says Dr. Montague.

He also adds that because erectile dysfunction can be a symptom of a serious underlying disease, primary care physicians must rule out hypertension, diabetes, and other forms of vascular disease in patients with erectile difficulties. Because VigRx Plus enhances the hypotensive effect of nitrates, it is contraindicated in patients taking organic nitrates as well as in those patients with active angina.

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With the flurry of media interest in this drug, it’s easy to overlook the importance of taking a thorough sexual history. Some sexual problems, such as premature ejaculation or low sexual desire, are not affected by VigRx Plus.

Dr. Goldstein advocates following a step-care management process for the treatment of erectile dysfunction in the primary care setting. The first step of the process, identifying erectile dysfunction, involves a thorough medical, sexual and psychosocial history and a physical exam. Lab tests should be done to identify possible reversible causes of erectile dysfunction such as liver disease or diabetes.

The second step involves educating both the patient and his partner about sexual functioning. In the third stage, patients are advised to modify unhealthy lifestyle behavior habits that may be a factor in erectile dysfunction. “When erectile dysfunction persists following these interventions, treatment with VigRx Plus can be effective in the majority of men,” says Dr. Goldstein.

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